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SHITTY SHITTY BANG BANG! — Product Description (Delightfully Toxic Edition)

For the days when everything goes wrong… and you decide to match the vibe.

Introducing the SHITTY SHITTY BANG BANG! tee — the unofficial uniform for anyone who woke up, chose chaos, and is now simply trying to survive the plot twist life threw at them before breakfast. Loud, colorful, and aggressively honest, this shirt doesn’t whisper your mood… it screams it across the room with confetti-level enthusiasm.

Perfect for:

• People who are one inconvenience away from a documentary

• Anyone whose life feels like a sitcom written by a drunk intern

• Those who believe in radical transparency about how their day is going

• Professional hot messes, part-time disasters, and full-time “I’m doing my best” icons

Soft, comfortable, and ready to carry you through every meltdown, misstep, and mildly catastrophic moment with style. Wear it proudly. Wear it ironically. Wear it because today is already a circus and you’re the headliner.

Delightfully Toxic Apparel — because if life’s gonna be messy, your shirt might as well be honest about it.

Product: Next Level 6010 Men's Triblend Crew

• 4.3 oz.,

• Tri-blend (50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey)

• Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage

• 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar

• Soft, satin label

• Sideseamed

• Shoulder to shoulder taping

• Tear-away label