💀 PRODUCT DESCRIPTION — “I’M NOT SLEEPING, I’M RESTING MY EYES.”

Meet the shirt for anyone who’s one inconvenience away from a nap and one nap away from being a menace again.

This tee features a skull in a sleep mask because yes — even your inner demon needs eight hours, a snack, and a break from everyone’s nonsense. It’s the perfect uniform for people who aren’t actually asleep… they’re just aggressively avoiding eye contact, responsibility, and whatever conversation someone is trying to drag them into.

Soft. Comfortable. Zero apologies.

Wear it when:

• You’re awake in body but spiritually offline

• Someone says “you look tired” and you need a legal way to respond

• You want to broadcast “I’m done” without actually saying it out loud

• You’re practicing the ancient art of horizontal problem‑solving

This shirt is for the chronically exhausted, the selectively social, and the people who can fall asleep anywhere except at a reasonable bedtime.

Delightfully Toxic energy: cozy, chaotic, and just a little unapproachable. Because you’re not sleeping — you’re simply refusing to participate.

Product: Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt

• 5.3 oz.,

• 100% preshrunk cotton

• Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester

• Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton

• Seamless rib at neck

• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder

• Double-needle stitching throughout

• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar

• Tear away label

• Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards

• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

• 7/8" collar

• Classic fit