You look like my next
YOU LOOK LIKE MY NEXT BAD DECISION
A Delightfully Toxic Apparel Original
Because sometimes you see someone and think, “Yeah… this is gonna hurt later.”
This shirt is for the bold, the chaotic, and the ones who treat red flags like carnival prizes. It’s soft, dark, and dangerously honest — the kind of tee that says I know better, but I’m doing it anyway.
Featuring clean white text and four tiny icons (soccer ball, thumbs‑up, skull, heart) that perfectly sum up your decision‑making process: fun, approval, danger, and feelings you’ll regret.
Wear it when you’re flirting with disaster, texting your ex, or just vibing through questionable life choices. It’s not just a shirt — it’s a warning label disguised as fashion.
Delightfully Toxic Apparel — because accountability is overrated and chaos looks good on you.
Product: Gildan G640 Adult Softstyle 4.5 oz. T-Shirt
4.5 oz.
100% preshrunk ringspun cotton jersey
Sport Grey and Antique colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Graphite Heather: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
All other Heather colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton
Seamless double-needle 3/4" collar
Modern classic fit
High stitch density for smoother printing surface
Taped neck and shoulders
Rolled forward shoulder
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Tubular fit for minimal torque
Tear away label
| Size | Body length | Body width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16" |
| S | 26.62" | 18" |
| M | 27.62" | 20" |
| L | 28.62" | 22" |
| XL | 29.62" | 24" |
| 2XL | 30.62" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33 1/2" | 28" |
| 4XL | 34 1/2" | 30" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" |