Tech pro drama

For the man who’s mastered the art of selective connection — strong signal for logic, zero bars for feelings. This shirt says what every emotionally exhausted legend wishes he could text back: “I’m sorry, you’re breaking up.” (Emotionally.)

Perfect for men who:

• Ghost with purpose

• Keep their Wi‑Fi strong but their empathy weak

• Know emotional buffering is a survival skill

• Deliver sarcasm smoother than their internet connection

Soft cotton. Sharp humor. Ideal for casual wear, bad dates, and anyone who’s emotionally buffering through life with style.

Delightfully Toxic approved: Unbothered. Unavailable. Unapologetically disconnected.

Product: Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt

• 5.3 oz.,

• 100% preshrunk cotton

• Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester

• Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton

• Seamless rib at neck

• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder

• Double-needle stitching throughout

• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar

• Tear away label

• Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards

• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

• 7/8" collar

• Classic fit