Mechanics Fix
“Mechanics Fix” (Men’s Edition)
For the guy who’s been fixing things since before you decided to “help.”
The Mechanics Fix Tee is built for the hands‑on legend who knows every bolt, every shortcut, and every reason your “suggestion” made it worse. Featuring the unapologetic line “It’s a simple fix (if you stop helping me)”, this shirt delivers the perfect mix of sarcasm and shop‑floor swagger.
Why it hits:
Durable cotton blend that survives grease, sarcasm, and unsolicited advice
Classic fit that says “I’m not mad, just disappointed in your wrench technique”
Graphic bold enough to silence the nearest backseat mechanic
Ideal for garage warriors, weekend tinkerers, and anyone who’s allergic to “teamwork”
Wear it while you fix, curse, and conquer — because some jobs are better done solo.
Product: Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt
5.3 oz.,
100% preshrunk cotton
Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
Seamless rib at neck
Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
Double-needle stitching throughout
Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
Tear away label
Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
7/8" collar
Classic fit
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 7.5" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 7.75" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.25" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 10" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 10.75" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 11.43" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 12.12" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 12.69" |