🔧 PRODUCT DESCRIPTION — “DAD MODE: SARCASM ACTIVATED”

This is not just a shirt. This is a warning label for anyone who dares approach a dad who’s already hit his daily limit of nonsense.

Featuring a big, bright “TOXIC” switch flipped all the way ON, this sarcastic dad t-shirt broadcasts: the professional eye‑roller, the grill master with unsolicited advice, the man who can fix anything except his patience.

Soft fabric. Bold energy.

Zero emotional support included.

say happy fathers day sarcastically and unapologetically.

Perfect for dads who:

• Respond to every question with a joke no one asked for
• Have two moods: “helpful” and “don’t start with me”
• Treat sarcasm like a second language
• Are one toggle away from saying something that gets them side‑eyed at family gatherings

Wear it to the cookout. Wear it to the hardware store. Wear it when your kids ask you for the 47th time if you can buy Robux.

Delightfully Toxic approved: loud, proud, and just the right amount of unhinged. Because Dad Mode isn’t a phase — it’s a lifestyle.

Product: Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt

• 5.3 oz.,
• 100% preshrunk cotton
• Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
• Seamless rib at neck
• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
• Tear away label
• Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
• 7/8" collar
• Classic fit